1. Strophe:
My Story Is Much Too Sad To Be Told,
But Practically Everything
Leaves Me Totally Cold.
The Only Exception I Know Is The Case,
When I′m Out On A Quiet Spree,
Fighting Vainly The Old Enui
And I Suddenly Turn And See,
Your Fabulous Face.

Refrain:
I Get No Kick From Champagne
Mere Alchohol Doesn't Thrill Me At All
So Tell Me Why Should It Be True
That I Get A Kick
Out Of You

2. Strophe:
Some Get A Kick From Cocain
I′m Sure That If I Took Even One Sniff
That Would Bore Me Terrificly Too
Yet I Get A Kick Out Of You

Bridge
I Get A Kick Every Time I See You Standing There Before Me
I Get A Kick Though Its Clear To Me You Obviously Don't
Adore Me

Break:
I Get No Kick In A Plane
Flying Too High
With Some Guy In The Sky Is My Idea Of Nothing To Do

Ending:
Yet I Get A Kick
Out Of You