1. Strophe:
Hot Sun Beating Down
Burning My Feet Just Walking Around
Hot Sun Making Me Sweat
′Gators Getting Close, Hasn't Got Me Yet

Refrain:
I Can′t Dance, I Can't Talk
Only Thing About Me Is The Way I Walk
I Can't Dance, I Can′t Sing
I′m Just Standing Here Selling Everything

2. Strophe:
Blue Jeans Sit On The Beach
Her Dog's Talking To Me, But She′s Out Of Reach
Ooh, She's Got A Body Under That Shirt
But All She Wants To Do Is Rub My Face In The Dirt

Refrain 2:
′Cause I Can't Dance, I Can′t Talk
Only Thing About Me Is The Way I Walk
I Can't Dance, I Can't Sing
I′m Just Standing Here Selling

Bridge:
Oh, And Checking Everything Is In Place
You Never Know Who′s Lookin' On

3. Strophe:
Young Punk Spilling Beer On My Shoes
Fat Guy′s Talking To Me, Trying To Steal My Blues
Thick Smoke, See Her Smiling Through
I Never Thought So Much Could Happen Just Shooting Pool

Refrain 3:
But I Can't Dance, I Can′t Talk
The Only Thing About Me Is The Way That I Walk
I Can't Dance, I Can′t Sing
I'm Just Standing Here Selling

Bridge:
Oh, And Checking Everything Is In Place
You Never Know Who's Lookin′ On
A Perfect Body With A Perfect Face, Mmhm

Refrain 4:
No, I Can′t Dance, I Can't Talk
The Only Thing About Me Is The Way I Walk
No, I Can′t Dance, I Can't Sing
I′m Just Standing Here Selling Everything

Ending:
But I Can Walk
No, I Can't Dance
No, No, No, I Can′t Dance
No, I Said I Can't Sing
But I Can Walk