1. Strophe: Oh, Ma Hon-ey, Oh, Ma Hon-ey, Bet-ter Hur-ry And Let's Me-an-der Ain't You Go-in'? Ain't You Go-in'? To The Lea-der-man, Rag-ged Me-ter Man? Oh, Ma Hon-ey, Oh, Ma Hon-ey, Let Me Take You To Al-ex-an-der's Grand Stand Brass Band, Ain't You Com-in' A-long? Refrain: Come On And Hear! Come On And Hear! Al-ex-an-der's Rag-time Band! Come On And Hear! Come On And Hear! It's The Best Band In The Land! They Can Play A Bu-gle Call Like You Nev-er Heard Be-fore So Nat-u-ral That You Want To Go To War That's Just The Best-est Band What Am, Oh, Ma Hon-ey Lamb Come On A-long, Come On A-long, Let Me Take You By The Hand Up To The Man, The Funny Man, Who's The Lead-er Of The Band And If You Care To Hear The Swa-nee Riv-er Played In Rag-time Come On And Hear, Come On And Hear, Al-ex-an-der's Rag-Time Band. 2. Strophe: Oh, Ma Hon-ey, Oh, Ma Hon-ey, There's A Fid-dle With Notes That Scree-ches, Like A Chick-en, Like A Chick-en, And The Clar-i-net Is A Col-ored Pet Come And List-en, Come And List-en, To A Class-i-cal Band What's Pea-ches Come Now, Some-how, Bet-ter Hur-ry A-long! Refrain 2: Come On And Hear! Come On And Hear! Al-ex-an-der's Rag-time Band! Come On And Hear! Come On And Hear! It's The Best Band In The Land! They Can Play A Bu-gle Call Like You Nev-er Heard Be-fore So Nat-u-ral That You Want To Go To War That's Just The Best-est Band What Am, Oh, Ma Hon-ey Lamb Come On A-long, Come On A-long, Let Me Take You By The Hand Up To The Man, Up To The Man, Who's The Lead-er Of The Band And If You Care To Hear The Swa-nee Riv-er Played In Rag-time Come On And Hear, Come On And Hear, Al-ex-an-der's Rag-Time Band